For the record, I am not the Antichrist

Despite what you might have read in some article in Newsweek about Rapture nuts and what they believe, the truth is that I am not the Antichrist. And yes, I know what you're wondering: Hey, Barack, if you're not the Antichrist, you must be the actual second coming of Christ, right? Friends, you know, on that one I'm just going to decline to comment. But I think it's pretty clear already what the answer is.