Despite what you may have heard, I do have quite a sense of humor

For example, last night, in bed, I let out a little sheet creeper, totally silent but absolutely deadly. Then I waited. Took a while but finally Michelle goes, Goddammit, Barack, please tell me you didn't just lay down a fart in my bed. And I said, Actually, I prefer to call it a "hope bomb." She said I can call it whatever I want but I'll be calling it that to myself because she's going to the guest room and if I really think I can start pulling stuff like this just because I'm president then it's going to be a long, long eight years.