You know, I worry sometimes about trying to deal with so many problems all at once -- the economy, the wars, the bailouts, the terrorism threat. To be completely honest, I worry that nobody, not even me, can turn this situation around. But then I just look at this sorry old motherfucker and tell myself, Dude, no matter how bad you screw up, there's no way you could do any worse than he did.
I mean just look at this moron, down in Peru last month, I guess thinking to himself that if he just had a cool cowboy hat to go with that poncho he could pretend he's Clint Eastwood in "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly." Instead he ends up looking like some schoolkid who's all pissed off because he's put on his poncho and now they've canceled the fingerpainting class. Rahm wants to print out copies of this and hand them out to everyone on staff with a title that says, "What not to do."
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