The Axeman joineth

So we've made it official. David Axelrod, aka The Shadow, is coming on board as a senior advisor. And he's going to quit his position at his consulting firm so that he won't have any conflicts of interest by representing companies while he's tucked away inside the White House. Now I know some people are going to be cynical about that, but let me reassure you that we are not going to have a White House that's run by the special interests and corporate lobbyists and fat cats. We're going to have a White House run by a Dream Team of intensely smart and completely obnoxious people who are way smarter than you and aren't afraid to let you know it. Just to be completely sure, I asked David about his ties to corporate clients and he swears he won't even know what's going on at AKP&D or ASK. He won't know what companies they're working with or who's paying them or how much. No idea. Total cone of silence. My feeling is, Hey, I take him at his word. I mean look at the guy. Is that not a face you can trust? His noble ideals and integrity just seep out of every pore. Look at those eyes. This is a high quality individual, and I'm proud to have him on my team. And relieved, frankly, because if the Hillarybeast is going to be on board I'm going to need the Axeman around to keep her and the Cracker in line. You should see the dossier this evil bastard has built up on the Clintons. Unreal stuff. And he's not afraid to use it.