What is it about white folks and welfare?

Look at these poor sad old bastards. Sitting here, begging for handouts, unable to support themselves, coming up with every excuse in the book about why it's not their fault and the deck has been stacked against them. White people, I'm talking to you now. So listen up. In particular, I'm talking you sad old white deadbeats who run these big car companies and who keep coming back here to Washington begging taxpayers to bail you out after you've been out all night on another one of your reckless benders, bingeing and puking and just being plain old stupid. There you were, being all cocky, gambling away your future on moronic gas-guzzling SUVs, and now here you are, back again, acting all contrite and telling us you've learned your lesson and you'll never do it again. Well, no doubt we'll fall for your act all over again and bail your sorry asses out of trouble. But I'm warning you. White people, it's time for you to shape up.