No kidding. Rahm and I were sitting around watching "Zohan" and making a new list of people we're going to kill and the phone rings. It's Ari. Rahm puts him on speakerphone and Ari is like, So you guys are going to be running the CIA now, right? I got a couple people I need taken care of. And Rahm goes, Sure, gimme the names, and he starts writing them down on a piece of paper. I'm like, Rahm, we can't go killing people. Rahm says, We can't? Then what are we doing with this list? I go, That list is metaphorical. We're not actually going to kill these people. We're just going to ruin their careers. Rahm sits there, stunned. Then he goes, Well that's not how we did things in the Clinton administration.
Truth is, I worry about Rahm. He's good to have around, the way a Doberman or a Rottweiler is nice to have around. Or a really meanspirited terrier or dachshund I guess would be the better analogy. And I sure didn't want to leave him out on his own where he could do me harm. But I can't help thinking that someday he's going to turn on me. And that brother of his? Look at those teeth. Rahm says he can bite through a soda can and tear it clean in half.
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