Dear Ayman al-Zawahri: Thank you

No really, Number Two, thank you so much for calling me a "house negro" and telling all your Al Qaeda followers that America hasn't changed and I'm no friend of yours. Terrific! You do realize I just won an election where the biggest complaint about me from the other side was that my middle name is Hussein and I'm kinda sorta maybe a wee bit of a terrorist myself, or a terrorist sympathizer, or a socialist or something like that? Just as with your organization's endorsement of John McCain, your latest denunciation of me can only add to my street cred over here and boost my popularity among my countrymen. So really. Keep sending the hate, you racist old kook. It's too kind of you. By the way, I fully intend to catch you and cut your nuts out. Peace.